Oy. Here we go. Sherry writes to Sister Patriot:
“You people just won’t be happy until we have a white, Christian, Republican President who hates gay people!”
I cannot stand this charade any longer. Your message broke me. I give up. It is time that I tell the truth once and for all. Something in what you said has compelled me to write the following.
You are right. Conservatives are only up in arms (oops, sorry… I imagine you are anti 2nd amendment too). Conservatives are only making a huge fuss over this administration because we’re narrow-minded and hateful.
For instance. The real reason we are making such an up-roar over Benghazi isn’t because the administration ignored repeated requests for security. The real reason isn’t that four of our brave men endured heinous, unspeakable terror that night, while realizing that their leader had turned his back on them. The real reason we are so upset about Benghazi isn’t because our administration LIED to us and continues to lie to us and hide the truth. In fact, the real reason we’re so upset about Benghazi isn’t even because Hillary Clinton screeched, “What difference does it make?!!” No Sherry, I confess. The real reason we are upset about Benghazi, is because our President is black. That’s right. If he were white, we wouldn’t bat an eyelash at this “faux scandal”. You’ve seen right through us. Because, Sherry, Conservatives only come in white. There are no African-American, Hispanic or Asian Conservatives. We only come in pale, pale white.
Another example: We Conservatives are not really upset that five (maybe more) terrorists were traded in exchange for deserter, traitor SGT Bowe Bergdahl’s release from “captivity”. We aren’t honestly upset that Bowe’s father, Robert Bergdahl appeared in the Rose Garden, alongside B.O. & proclaimed, “bismillah al-Rahman al-Rahim”. We aren’t even upset that B.O. keeps saying that “we leave no one behind”, while conveniently forgetting our Marine SGT. Andrew Tahmooressi in a Mexican jail or leaving our four men to die in Benghazi. No. Sherry, the real reason we are “carrying on” about the above is truthfully because we want a President who hates gays. You see, there are no gay Conservatives. We’re only non-gay. And white. That’s right. You’ve got me again.
It goes on, Sherry. Our upset over Obamacare, Fast & Furious, the NSA spying, the IRS targeting, the push for gun control, Common Core in our schools, the war against Christianity…. all of the things we yell about on a daily basis Sherry, all of it is truthfully Bush’s fault and we are racist. Thank you Sherry. Thank you for enlightening me. Thank you for making me finally face the truth.
As long as I’m being truthful here, Sherry, I will admit that the above is all sarcasm (in case you haven’t figured that out yet, which is a distinct possibility). The truth Sherry, the REAL truth is that YOU and all of your liberal brethren should be just as worried about the above scandals as we, the Conservatives are. Yes, Conservatives. We are white, we are black, we are every color of the rainbow (was that politically incorrect?) There are Christian and even non-Christian Conservatives, Sherry. And gasp! There are even gay Conservatives! No, really!! It’s not about being narrow-minded or being hateful. It’s about pulling your head out of your nether-regions and opening your eyes. LOOK at what is happening around us. We are just one nth of a degree from losing our freedom in this country, Sherry and guess what? When the “you-know-what” finally hits the fan full force, it’s not just the “white, Christian, non-gay Conservatives” who are going to feel the pain. It’s going to be all of us. ALL of us, Sherry. Even those of you who are fighting the war against the evil plastic bag usage in the supermarket or the war against the bad, bad light bulbs that actually gave off light. ALL of us. And yes, I know, even then there will be those that still don’t get it. Those that will *never* get it. But Sherry, while you still have a voice, I would encourage you to stop falling for the divisiveness, hatred and racism the so-called “Progressive Left” is pushing so hard and start reading for yourself. Come to your own conclusions, but start paying attention. Look beyond your hatred of the Right and see what is happening to OUR country.